Alright Gilbert, I would totally carry your El Nino sweaters if I knew that option was even on the table. LayzieTheSavage mentioned it a few months ago, but then he started talking about -- alright, this is just me inventing excuses to make me not look like the schmuck that I already am. I owe you a shirt. I owe you every shirt in our inventory for the support you've shown MiddleEasy over the years. Let's face it, you're the first person we've ever interviewed in 3D. Looking back, I can't believe Layzie convinced me to break the MiddleEasy bank account on a camera that requires glasses to view properly. That's what happens when you go on long road trips with anyone from the 209 and have poor ventilation inside the car. It was like an industrial fog machine was built directly in the backseat.
It's tough being named after a quasiperiodic climate pattern that occurs over the Pacific Ocean. It's even tougher when Chris Farley impersonated your moniker on The Weather Channel. Mos