DISCLAIMER: Before you freak out because I made fun of your favorite athlete (or I made fun of you), please note: I LOVE MMA, and I mean no disrespect to anyone who is involved in the sport. Even though I may make fun of an athlete on the show, I have nothing but the utmost respect for all the hard work and dedication that goes into MMA. I am not here to criticize. This entire show is done in jest.

THIS SHOW IS A PARODY. IT IS COMPLETELY SATIRICAL AND COMEDIC IN NATURE. ALL OF THE INFORMATION CONVEYED THROUGH THIS SHOW IS 100% FICTIONAL: EVEN THE REAL INFORMATION. ANY VOICES OF ATHLETES, CELEBRITIES, OR REAL PERSONS ARE IMPRESSIONS AND NOT THEIR ACTUAL VOICES. ANY STATEMENTS MADE ABOUT SOMETHING A REAL PERSON SAID OR DID ARE 1