'Things Never Said While Watching UFC' is our new favorite video

Humor is harder; MMA humor is even harder (though it’s been tried – often with disastrous results).

But we found an exception, and it’s titled “Things Never Said While Watching UFC.”

Ahead of tonight’s UFC 221 event, which airs on pay-per-view from Perth Arena in Australia, Troy Kinne (of the Australian sketch comedy show “Kinne”) posted the above video.

If you’ve been an MMA fan for any amount of time, you’re likely to hear some one-liners that crack you up. Check out the star-studded video (touch of gloves to the good folks at Submission Radio for sharing it) above.

Here are some of our favorite one-liners from the “fans”:

• “No, I’m not streaming it from a website. I bought the pay-per-view.”
• “Enough of this standup sh*t. Take it to the ground!”
• “Joe Rogan has a podcast? Since when?”
• “My wife says she prefers my body to Luke Rockhold’s.”
• “OK, before the last fight, let’s all agree that we don’t know enough about MMA to criticize it, OK?”
• “It sucks how the title shot always goes to the No. 1 contender.”
• “My mate flew from Vegas to Perth to watch this card live.”

And some favorites from UFC notables:

• Daniel Kelly: “I’m in no hurry for a title shot. I’ve got at least a good 30 years left in the sport.”
• Mark Hunt: “I just want it to go the distance. I want to leave it in the hands of the judges. They’re never wrong.”
• Jessica-Rose Clark: “I’m ready for anything she throws at me – as long as it’s not kicks. I’m bad at defending those.”
• Megan Olivi: “Stick around after the main event. We’ll be giving you a behind-the-scenes look at the Mark Hunt calendar shoot. And don’t forget tonight I’ll be taking over the UFC Snapchat account. So send nudes. Love that.”

Stick around for the blooper reel at the end of the video.

For more on UFC 221, check out the UFC Rumors section of the site.

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