Nelson is lucky that Dubya is out as prez or USA would have liberated / invaded his gut for fuel oil. I used to think fat people sucked at sports, then i realized that babe ruth, mean joe Greene, Bam Morris, Jim Plunkett, tony gwynn, kirby puckett, david wells, Oliver Miller etc etc proves fat people can compete - sometimes. The obvious point here is that Roy nelson is 'tank abbott' only Roy has 3 functional brain cells. he is a bigger better tank-like blob without the loser gutter attitude.