Fighters - Fedor Emelianenko -
# Fedor doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
# Fedor once had a heart attack; his heart lost
# Fedor can kill two stones with one bird
# M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Fedor ‘‘can’’ touch this
# Fedor once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff
# The best part of waking up is not coffee in your cup, but knowing that Fedor didn't kill you in your sleep
# Fedor once punched a man in the soul
# Fedor did that to Michael Jackson's face
# The chief export of Fedor is pain
# The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Fedor. This amuses Fedor because he is bulletproof
#The quickest way to a man's heart is with Fedor's fist
# It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Fedor can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box
# We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Fedor doesn't believe in magic
# Fedor can drown a fish
# Fedor can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Fedor is
# The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Fedor has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears
# Fedor was once the F.B.I' s chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Fedor"
# Fedor used to beat the crap out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him
# The only time Fedor was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
# On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Fedor was here."
#When Fedor breaks the law, the law doesn't heal
# A unicorn once kicked Fedor. That is why they no longer exist
# Bullets dodge Fedor
# Fedor once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.