"Jersey Shore is absolutely ridiculous this show is a house full of meat heads! So much worse then my college wrestling team!"
"Checklist from twitter: milk, a bath, a panda, breathing, nyquill, kill, music, porn, Anderson Silva, and rum."
"I have sum YouTube type sh*t to tweet but I dnt want to."
"You know how I know I'm a man? I just emptied my pockets and found sheet metal screws, a rusty razor blade, and a couple nuts. mmmph..."
"I cant fall asleep yet I am so tired. What should I do? #asktwitter"
"Ready for Germany #UFC 122!"